Xelloss, Kataro, Seraya, Kimata and Meringue are all sitting around the console. They are eating some sushi.

Kataro: Okay, if you could choose any seiyuu to do your voice, who would it be?
Meringue: (jumps up) Dibs on Megumi Hayashibara!
(Kimata sighs)
Kataro: Ok, why?
Meringue: Well.. she's really good at doing the voices of teenage girls and usually cute ones, most notably would be Lina Inverse from "Slayers" She's also a great singer and could sing the opening theme from "Psycho Dragon X" the anime series.
Seraya: Isn't there another series out called "X" already?
Kimata: And a song called "X"?
Kataro: phhtt... "X" is only a manga, not a series, true, there was a movie, but it wasn't very good.
Meringue: But aren't people gonna see the "X" and go "Man, that is SUCH a rip off from X"? And then their bound to think that "Psycho Dragon" is a rip off of something.
Kataro: :glares at Meringue:
Meringue: lowers her head and grows cat ears:
Xelloss: Well, personally I would choose Ishida Akira, for my seiyuu due to his wonderful voice and acting talent.
(Everyone sweat drops)
Seraya: Umm... Xell-chan, Ishida Akira IS your seiyuu.
Kataro: (grumbles) ...... Ok Ser, who would your seiyuu be?
Seraya: hmmm.... Well, I would have to choose Touma Yumi. Probably because of how good she was at portraying Sylpheel in Slayers. She's also good at playing more sultry characters such as Urd in "Aa Megami-sama" she would be good when I become DSer.
Kataro: Well.. so far so good. What about you Kimata?
(Kimata looks embarrassed)
Kataro: Well...
Kimata: I don't know any good seiyuu...
Meringue: Well that's ok, we can help you out, right Ser-san
Seraya: Hai
Meringue: Ok.. how about someone from "Sailor Moon"...
Seraya: No.. because Kimata has a mean streak.
Meringue: Hm....
Kataro: (Looks at the screen) We'll be right back

:Commercial:

We see the group, who are still sitting around the console.
Meringue: But Kataro-san, we haven't heard who your seiyuu would be.
(Kataro glares at Meringue)
Kataro: Why do you always want to know stuff about me???
(Meringue crunches down again)
(Meanwhile, the button on the panel is flashing)
Xelloss: Hm... it looks like Tira and Chocolate are calling
(Kataro blinks and pushes the button)

(Back at Deep 13 we see Chochosan)
Chochosan: Ah Kataro, seiyuu huh? Well personally my seiyuu would be
Tsuru Hiromi, most well noted for her portrayal of Bulma in "Dragon Ball Z"
(Back on SOL)
Kataro: Its fitting you should chose her... she also did a really good job of portraying Camille Inaho "Master of Mosquiton".
Meringue: You mean the really slutty vampire chick that was Mosqution's wife?
Kataro: Yes
Seraya: That and she did also play Tezuka Nagisa in "Koko ho Greenwood"
Meringue: Shinobu's sister, right?
Seraya: Hai
Xelloss: It's a fitting choice for you Cho', who would you choose for Yuk Yuk?

(Back at Deep 13, Chochosan looks really iritated, :her eye brows twiching and all:)
Chochosan: For Yokubo, I was thinking of Koyasu Takehito.
(Back on SOL everyone looks shocked)
Kataro: DAMN YOU CHO!!!!! I wanted Koyasu Takehito for my seiyuu.
Meringue: It is a good choice for Kataro-san, after all Koyasu Takehito has done many cold and mysterious characters.
Seraya: And handsome ones :nods:
Xelloss: Yes, Koyasu Takehito is probably most well known for Zechs Merquise in "Gundum Wing"
Seraya: And Touga in "Revolutionary Girl Utena"
Meringue: And don't forget "Weiss kreuz's" Fujimiya Aya
Kimata: Hey, didn't he play Hotohori in "Fushigi Yugi"?
Meringue and Seraya: Hai
(Kataro meanwhile in leaning agenst the council whispering softly to himself)
Kataro: No....... Koyasu Takehito was gonna be MY seiyuu.... How the hell did I loose to Yuk Yuk.......
(At Deep 13 Chochosan looks very surprised)
Chochosan: He did all of those voices? I didn't choose Koyasu Takehito for his portrayal of those characters. I choose him because he played Hanagata in "Saber Marionette J".
(Back on the SOL, everyone blinks)
Meringue: Hanagata?
Kimata: Who was he?
Xelloss: He was the dorky guy who kept getting beat up
(Back in Deep 13, Yokubo walks in carrying an expresso machine)
Yokubo: Hey Cho! I got a new expresso machine. Now we can actually have some good coffee! Not like the kind you make, man that coffee tasted like piss. Who taught you how to make coffee? You might be a somewhat decent cook but you suck at making coffee-
Chochosan: (who's still in a bad mood, pulls out her staff and bashes Yokubo over the head with it)
Chochosan: SHUT UP!!!!
(Yokubo goes SD and falls over)
(Chochosan straightens her skirt clams down)
Chochosan: Anyway Kataro, today's log involves the D5R being sent to investigate a heat wave and a major plot twist is involved. Have a perfectly awful time reading it.
(Chochosan looks down at Yokubo)
Chochosan: Yokubo! Get up here and make some coffee!
Yokubo: Uhh.......

(Back on the SOL)
Xelloss: Hey, did you know that Koyasu Takehito actually played Mosquiton?
Seraya: Really?
Xelloss: Hai
(Lights start to flash and everyone goes SD runs around in a panic)
SD Kataro: AAA!!! We got log sign!

(Meringue, Kataro, and Seraya enter the theater)

* Meringue sits in the main D5R lobby reading "The Odeassy"

Kataro: Don't tell me she actually likes reading that book....
Meringue: Buts its gooood.... ;.; Kataro: phttt....

* Aizo sits on a stool or something in the meeting area in her official officer uniform, sweating cuz it's hot

Kataro: Well, that or the huge stack of paper work that was on her desk and due by tomorrow...
Seraya: Had to explain the reason for the mast destruction that accord when Meri-chan piloted the Epyon.
Meringue: But it had a tail.............

* Quatre-R-Winner is in the cockpit of Sandrock, running diagnostics.

Kataro: (ala, Bevis and Butthead) huh huh, he said- Seraya: Please Kat-san that's way too easy

* Matulis ((who is obviously not in the D5R)) sits in the park

Kataro: This guy doesn't have a life does he?
Meringue: Nope, Just sits in the park and watches people make baka's out of themselves.
Kataro: Like the time you piloted Epyon?
Meringue: Well I-Hey, lay off the Epyon jokes

* Koneko is lying on a bench near d5r HQ without knowing it =P
*Kataro walks into the meeting room and looks at Aizo

Meringue: "Kataro" Who said you could come here?
Seraya: "Aizo" Umm.. This is my office..
Meringue: "Kataro" That's no excuse, get out

* Meringue puts her book down and looks around for anyone else she knows
* Aizo notices Kataro's gaze and looks away quickly, blushing

Seraya: "Aizo" Does he know his flies unzipped?

* Koneko yawns and takes a widdle walk in the park

Kataro: What's with the "widdle"?
Meringue: It makes her sound kawaii
Kataro: She's a demon, what's kawaii about that?

* Kataro blinks and shrugs.

Meringue: "Kataro" So? Who cares if my flies opened? I'm Kataro, I can do what ever I want.
Kataro:.......
Meringue: Heh...gomen...

Kataro: Why were agents called down here?
* Seung-Mina walking around the d5r in amazingly, shorts and tanktop... holding a mini electric fan with the sprayer bottle on it X_X

Seraya: What's so amazing about that, you should see what Meri-chan wears
Meringue: Hey! I like what I wear.
Kataro: I need to find out where to get one of those sprayers

Aizo: erm...because we'd like to go inspect a weather control center in Li Kau because of the heat wave...

Seraya "Aizo" I mean, lets not assume that a heat wave in the middle of July is perfectly natural. Someone evil must be behind this.

Kataro: Who's going?
* Meringue stands up

Seraya *singing* Stand up and be your self! yume o tsukamunara.

Meringue: they called me in
*Meringue shrugs

Kataro "Meringue" I'm not sure if that means I'm going though

* Seung-Mina pokes into the meeting room
* Meringue looks at Seung-Mina

Seraya: Meringue: Oh my! A person who dresses more outrageously then me.
Kataro: Actually I like Meringues outfight
Meringue: Wai! Kataro-san likes something about me!
Kataro: I said I liked your outfight, not you.
Meringue :(Sulks)

Meringue: hi!
Seung-Mina: Am I late? ^^;;; I was out buying stuff.... for this nasty heat wave....

Meringue: "Seung-Mina" Ummm... yeah... I was buying stuff! That's the ticket!

Aizo: as in agents and all?
Kataro: Yes
Seung-Mina: Hi! *waves some*

Kataro *feminine voice* Girl friend!

*
Aizo pulls a piece of paper out of her chest pocket and reads it quickly

Seraya "Aizo" Eggs...Pocky....tequila .... Tampons...oops wrong list! ^^;

*
Koneko sees guy in park from a while away and squints to try and see who it is

Kataro "Koneko" Great... Hari Krishna's.....
Meringue: I met a Hari Krishna once.
(Everyone looks at her)
Meringue: Umm... I don't have a story to go with that ^^;

Kataro:...Well?
Aizo: well....me....yo-err....Kataro, meringue.....seung, Quatre...and any others who
show up who I think would be of use
Koneko: hrmn
Koneko: mebbe it's matulis-san *
Koneko runs off in that direction

Kataro: However, it turns out that "that direction" is across the street and Koneko forgets look both ways and gets hit by a semi.

Kataro: I'm not a D5R agent

Seraya "Kataro" I just live here

Seung-Mina: I feel so... revealing... --;;;

Meringue: "Seung-Mina" Shorts... ugg... how immodest of me

Aizo: well..gomen...you're on the list.

Meringue: In fact Kataro-san is on every single mailing list there is

Matulis :calling out from a distance to Koneko: I'd assume that as being somewhat cat, you'd have better eyesight.

Kataro "Matulis" Then again, when I assume I make an ass out of you and me...... maybe I shouldn't assume so much.... ^^;

Seung-Mina: I thought these heat waves happened all the time..

Seraya: Seung-Mina, the only member with the power of "common sense"
Kataro and Meringue: Ohhhh......

* Aizo hands it to him, pointing to where it says "Kataro" in big letters
Meringue: *That and he did show up....^^;*
Koneko: mrow it is

Everyone: :ala' "Meow Mix" Commercial: meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,...

* Kataro turns around. "Then it must be someone else with the same name." *walks off*

Seraya: Ok Meri-chan....

*
Koneko gets there and leaps in his lap :o

Seraya: A Santa Clause joke here would be way to easy
Meringue :Koneko: And I want a pony....and a doll house...and Matulis-san....

Koneko: and that's only at night, matulis-san ^^ *
Seung-Mina watches Kataro

Meringue: Then again, who doesn't watch Kataro-san.

Matulis: is it now? *
Quatre-R-Winner finishes the weapons diagnostic as the "Incoming Signal" alert
appears on his screen, he presses a button. "Yes, Instructor H?"

Seraya: Oooo... Quatre is employed by the MIB
Kataro: No, then it would be "Agent H"

* Koneko nods
* Aizo blinks
Kataro-san, if you didn't want to do this, then why did you show up?
Quatre-R-Winner: "Instructor H" Quatre, we intercepted some D5R
communications. They're sending a small group to Li Kau to check out the source of
the heat wave. We want you to tag along as well. H out. *
Aizo looks over at Kataro, attempting to read his thoughts

Seraya :Kataro thinking: She actually said "Hi' to me... She is just sooo desperate,

*
Quatre-R-Winner nods, "Mission accepted." he terminates the communications
link, and begins the final diagnostic.

Meringue: Not as exciting as what Heero does, after he says "Mission accepted" he terminates his Gudum.

* Kataro heads to the D5R CIC's office. .oO{Stupid CIC, I'm not a member of the D5R so why does that moron put my name on the mission list?}

Meringue: :More Kataro thinking: So what if I show up at every mission..
and take control of everything.... Doesn't give them the right to include me in
something

* Aizo chuckles to herself, putting the list back in her pocket

Seraya: "Aizo" Silly Kataro... always fighting with everyone.. :Chuckles:

* Koneko stretches out on matu-san's lap

Kataro: Matu-san??? :Starts to laugh: Is that like "Momo-chan"?
Seraya :As Usagi: Matu-chan!!!!

it's hot

Kataro: (ala' Gateau, from Bakerestu Hunters) :sarcastically: I'm I the only one not blown away by her powers of observation?

* Kataro enters the office and much yelling is heard

Meringue: Then again.. the radio in the office WAS turned up pretty loud so you sorta had to yell in order for anyone to here anything you where saying

why he dislikes the water or anything personal.....^^;* *
Aizo blinks and pulls out a dagger, examining it

Kataro: Ok, that was kinda pointless...

Seraya: You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

* Koneko rolls her eyes
* Seung-Mina sweats ^^;; *
Aizo coughs and stands up

Kataro: Meringue yawns and Quatre rubs his head and Matulis scratches his noise and-(goes on here)

was it something I did?

Seraya :sarcastically: Yes you talked to him.

Meringue: group, wait, I wasn't even a member to begging with ^^;

* Seung-Mina nods
look at what's going on with this heat wave

Seraya: ooo.. company car

not much to do, ne? *
Seung-Mina follows Aizo ^^;;
Quatre-R-Winner finishes the final diagnostic, "Hmm... There's a problem with the
heat shorter system... Hopefully, I won't have to do too much fighting..."

Kataro: Then again... what ever you don't want tends to show up
anyway....hmm.... I DON'T want any sake.
(Nothing happens)
Kataro: kuso.....

well let's go ^^; *
Quatre-R-Winner begins the ignition sequence.

Meringue: "Quatre" Gahh! It won't start! What will I do! I'm doomed! I'm- oh wait, forgot to put it in park ^^;

Kataro :As Matulis: Like me, I waited 27 years and a finally found a girlfriend
Seraya: Jealous that Matulis is so popular with the ladies?
Kataro: phhtt

* Meringue stand up and follows the others *
Aizo leads them over to a teleporter and programs it for Li Kau

Seraya: Heh, "Telaporter" and you say you don't like "Star Trek" Kat-san
Kataro: I don't! It's just a good plot devise.

* Aizo steps through
* Meringue follows Aizo

Meringue: :As Matulis: Then I kill you for my own personal amusement Seraya: ^^;
Meringue: What? Its true, he did that with Chochosan, remember?

* teleporter station where the D5R agents are supposed to arrive.

Kataro: Unfortunately, Quatre forgot to refuel on gas and his gundum
broke down, and he had to hitchhike, the rest of the way there.

Kataro: He has weird philosophies, huh? *

Aizo walks over to the land rover and tries the driver's side door

Meringue "Aizo" Great.. I locked myself out again...

* Koneko yawns
* Seung-Mina follows Aizo around like a baby duck :P
* Meringue climbs in the passenger's side
:Driver: *looks at Meri* *
Aizo glares at Meri ¬.¬

Seraya: Everyone glares at Meri!

Meringue: Let us note the detail of every single non-playing character
Kataro: :glares at Meringue:

Meringue climbs in the back
Meringue rubs her hand behind her head *
Aizo looks at the driver as she walks over to the passenger's side

Seraya: "Aizo" I didn't even know our budget could afford a driver...

Kataro "Driver: Yep...I went to the climatrol station once..... It was
waaayy back in the summer of '52... we were going through one Rikuchi's
worst blizzards.... The blizzard of '52.. course most of you kiddies weren't even
around in '52 were ya'? Yep. So where was I? Oh ya.... We were going out
there to investigate the blizzard..... *

Quatre-R-Winner taps a few buttons and pulls up some data on the weather
station they're headed for.
* Aizo opens the door and hops in

Meringue: "Akaru" Slipped my mind a sec.. you know how hard it is to
remember names and all.....

Meringue:I'm Meringue * Koneko sits up and starts playing wiff matu-san's hair

Seraya: "Koneko" :Sniff: This is head and shoulders.... You have a
dandruff problem don't you? *

Seung-Mina sits next to Merin

Seraya: Not to be confused with Merlin *

Aizo nods and buckles herself in
Kataro: "Akaru"*waits for them to be settled in and starts the engine*
Meringue: man its even hotter here then it was at HQ, what's the tempter anyway?

Meringue: "Akaru" Don't ask me such meaningless questions like how the
weather is... jeez, next you'll be asking me how long the drive is going to take *

Aizo looks out over the landscape shyly * Seung-Mina sprays Merin with her Water fan

Kataro: This causes Meri to melt into a puddle of goo

Seung-Mina: Better? ^^
Meringue: hai
* Meringue smiles and grows cat ears
Meringue: the deserts kinda pretty.....

Seraya: Country Bumpkin* Its purdy... hy'yuck...

Akaru: ...

Meringue: Akaru: Geez, NOW your making comments about the scenery... How annoying can you get? *

Meringue softly hums "Desert Rose" to herself.

Seraya: Meri-chan, you like Sting?
Meringue: obviously embarrassed: It's a guilty pleasure ok? Lay off
Kataro starts laughing
Meringue: Be quite Kataro-san. At least I don't have a Brittany Spears obsession..
Kataro: Its not an obsession... I just have all her albums...and her posters.. and every magazine she's ever been in... and a Brittany Spears doll that I take to bed with me every night. ^^;
Seraya: Ano...Kat-san, that's too much information ^^;

* Aizo shrugs
* Quatre-R-Winner checks his distance to the target, "Hmm... about 50 km more..."

Meringue: why does the driver always assume that Meri is talking to him ??
Seraya: Because we always talk to the driver
Kataro: they're in a car and he's looking ahead so he dun know. And the ... means he's not saying anything
Meringue: Yeah as in "I'm going to ignore you, cause your so annoying" say nothing

so...
Koneko: what exactly do you do anyway, matulis?

Kataro "Matulis" hot women
Seraya: Well.. in the daytime I hang around here and act mysterious, but I also keep a part time job as a Chippendale dancer

Seung-Mina: It's so.... desolate..
* Quatre-R-Winner blinks as a small alarm goes off, "Hmm... there's a vehicle on my course.."
Kataro: * Ahead they see the climatrol center
Matulis: A little bit of everything...

Kataro: And everyone
Meringue: You really are jealous, aren't you?
Seraya: :singing: A little bit of Koneko in my life.. a little bit of V'tri by my side..

* Aizo looks at it curiously
* Aizo looks up and blinks
Seraya "Meringue" He has a tendency to go insane and blow up colonies but he's really nice.

* Koneko wraps one arm about matulis' shoulders
Quatre-R-Winner pulls an aerial flip and lands his Gundam a short way from the climatrol center, and climbs out, engaging the cloak.

Seraya: "Quatre" Everyone remember where we parked

"Akaru" *stops outside the climatrol center, it looks very abandoned*
Aizo bites her lip and hops out
Kataro: He talks to his Mech., like that? Man, this guy needs a girl friend
Seraya: You mean like how you need a girl friend Kat-san?
Kataro: Well I- Hey! That was hitting below the belt!

Meringue: Heh, I love doing that

* Quatre-R-Winner reloads the clip on his handgun and heads for the main gate of the climatrol center.
..hai.....
"Akaru" *stops the engine* Be quick.

Meringue "Akaru" Yeah, don't spend anytime investigating what' causing the heat wave, or anything like that

* Aizo checks her hidden shoulder holster to make sure her gun's still there, then continues forward into the center
* Quatre-R-Winner enters the center on the opposite side of the building from the D5R agents. *
Meringue jumps out of the car and follows Aizo

Kataro: Meringue, then trips over her self and lands on her face

Kataro: "New York Cabby driver" Yeah, yeah.. Whatever kid..

* Aizo walks towards the control room, looking around cautiously
* Meringue follows
* Quatre-R-Winner is heading for the control room as well, gun drawn and ready to fire.
Meringue: Well that was blunt

*Meringue blinks
* Quatre-R-Winner heads around the side, to the door of the control room.
* V`tri sits directly above matulis in her fairy form, watching him
* Koneko huggles matulis >P *
Meringue blinks

Seraya: Meri-chan keeps blinking until someone acknowledges the fact that she blinked damn it!

* Aizo walks directly up to Kataro *
Quatre-R-Winner blinks, seeing the D5R agents, "Drat... they beat me here.."

Kataro: Drat?
Meringue: Darn!
Seraya: Son of a gun!
Kataro: gee whiz!
Meringue: Golly golly gosh!

* Meringue turns around and sees Quatre
hi Quatre-san
* Quatre-R-Winner ducks back into the shadows.
Erk.. ^^;

Meringue: "Quatre" Oh no! Not Meri!

...
* Aizo glares at him
its not your fault, I'm just really good at dictating chi

Kataro: "Meringue" 'cause I'm special
Seraya: "Lime from "Saber Marionette J" I'm defective

* Aizo reads his thoughts

Meringue Kataro thoughts: Damn it! Meringues still here, I was hoping they'd leave her in the desert or something...

* Quatre-R-Winner shrugs and steps out of the shadows, joining the main group.. "Yes, well.."
* Meringue smiles
I'm glad you showed up

Seraya "Meringue" You're the only relatively sane man who will talk to me

* Koneko drapes herself all over matulis, impervious to the heat
* Quatre-R-Winner chuckles, "Thank Instructor H. He's the one who ordered me to check this place out." *
V`tri drops a cherry on matulis's head
* Matulis plucks it off and give it to Koneko
* Koneko giggles and eats it

Kataro: "Matulis" jealous are we? :P
Seraya: "V`tri" No not at all =oP

Meringue: well... would you like to meet everyone else? *
Kataro looks at Aizo. "You need to simultaneously hit two buttons on opposite sides of the door to open it."

Meringue: you got this idea from FF7, huh?
Kataro: No they do this a lot in movies

* Kataro points to the buttons on both sides of the door (left side and right side :P )
Kataro: The guy has a thing for understatements doesn't he?

Meringue "ala, that lobster guy from "Futurerama" Huvvay! I'm usevull, I'm having a vonderful time!

* Meringue walks on the left side of the door
* Aizo walks to the right
Kataro: "Aizo" Hell no! Fist you take shotgun and now you take the left side...geez

* Koneko looks around
Meringue "Aizo" Damn, what comes after two?

Kataro "Matulis" She rules the magical land of San Francisco

* Meringue hits the button
* Koneko blinks *
Aizo presses the button

Seraya "Dr. Forester ala, the real MST3K" Push the button Frank

* Koneko looks up
* The door opens, the control room is full of dead lab workers

Everyone: Doh! Wah wah waaahhh...... *

Koneko sees a tiny lil thing O.o

Kataro: "Matulis" Come on' its not that small....
Seraya thwaps Kataro for being a Hentai

* Meringue looks shocked
* Quatre-R-Winner gasps, "Oh man... what happened here?"
what happend??

Kataro: Um... people died, perhaps?

Aizo blinks and walks cautiously forward

Seraya "Aizo" What a bunch of weirdo's, actually upset because of a bunch of dead bodies.....shesh! *

V`tri waves to Koneko

Meringue: "V'tri" Hi! I noticed you're stealing my love interest, I'm going cut you up into little bits if that's alright with you.

* Meringue steps forward into the room
* Koneko waves back

Kataro: Start a cat fight!

* V`tri smiles
Seraya: "Matulis" its not that hard to understand

* Meringue pulls out her handkerchief and covers her nose and mouth with it
Kataro: Well... as kawaii as a fairy with plans of world domination can be.....

* Aizo wrinkles up her nose, walking cautiously in
Kataro walks in too, the smell not bothering him

Seraya: Then again.. he IS wearing a mask.. *

V`tri flies down to land on matulis's knee

Kataro: "Little girl" Santa! Santa! I want Matulis!
Meringue: "Santa" I'm sorry little girl, I already promised him to Koneko *

Meringue offers Quatre, her other handkerchief

Seraya: She has a lot of handkerchiefs huh?
Kataro: That's so when she gets bored she can tie them together and pull them out of a hat

* Aizo eyes Kataro
* Koneko watches V'tri
Quatre-R-Winner walks in, and quickly begins typing at a console.

Seraya: "Quatre" awww! How kawaii! They have those new Macs! I want the Lime-Green one!

Quatre-R-Winner punches up the last few log files.

Kataro: * Someone had set the Climatrol center to cause the heat wave
* Meringue turns one of the bodies ((she wants to see how he died)) *
Aizo walks past him to look around, glancing over at computers

Meringue "Lab Worker" *multiple slash and stab wounds*
Kataro-san, you're good with weaponry, do you know what kind of weapon did this?

Seraya "Kataro" Umm... a sharp one?

Kataro looks at the body. "Can't tell. Obviously a bladed weapon."

Meringue: Sooo.. Kataro-san could tell that the weapon Matulis used to kill Cho-san was doubled edged, but he can't figure this out?

* Aizo looks around suspiciously
Kataro: hmmm....
Seraya: hmmm...
Meringue: hmmm...

* Quatre-R-Winner is trying to crack the Password.
"???" *laughing is heard from outside the room*

Kataro "???" ...And then he said.. "No, that's the female" dah ha ha ha!

Nani?

Seraya: "Meringue" I don't get the joke....

Quatre-R-Winner: Unless we can get through this password, we won't be able to do anything...
* Meringue pulls out her rapier
Kataro walks over to a body and checks it

Meringue "Kataro" As I have before mentioned... this man is dead

* Quatre-R-Winner sits down in an un occupied chair, and begins toying away. Using the computer skills he was taught to try and crack the password.
"Akaru" *walks over to the doorway, helmet still covering his head*

Seraya: Ok, who DIDN'T expect this coming?

* Aizo stiffens to complete alertness and she walks out slowly
Kataro: "Meringue" It can't be THAT bad outside.. I mean we left the window down a crack

"Akaru" *laughs* Morons... I'm not Akaru, the real Akaru was cut to pieces and is sitting peacefully in the trunk of the land rover.

Meringue: That's TOO much information ^^;

Seraya: Land rovers don't have trunks.......
Kataro: This one does ;.;
Seraya: They do not ;.;
Kataro: It's a new improved trunk-land-rover =oP

Seraya: "Aizo" pffft shhh ala I'm trying to ruin his diabolical plan *

Quatre-R-Winner ignores the happenings outside, still trying to crack the code.

Meringue: Ahh yes.. lets ignore the fact that a crazed psycho killer is here and continue to crack a code

* Ichido takes off the helmet. "Ichido Korefuji..."

Seraya: dun dun DUUUUUN!!
Meringue: Do we know him???
Seraya: I do... =oP
Meringue: Who is he?
Kataro: Didn't you read my story? o.O;
Meringue: not all of it ;.; I'm still working on it

* Kataro narrows his eyes and stands up, glaring at Ichido *
Aizo tries to read Ichido's thoughts

Kataro "Ichido" :sarcastically: No, it was the chipmunk thing from
"Dragon Half"... OF COURSE IT WAS ME!!!!!

* Ichido smirks at Kataro then looks at Meri. "Of course, it was a great way to
lure you idiots here."

Meringue And you guys say that Meri tries to hard to get Kataros attention ....

That's horrible...

Seraya: "Counselor guy from "South Park": killing people is bad m'kay? * Aizo continues probing his thoughts
certain house, impaled a certain woman into a wall, and killed four certain children.

Seraya "Kataro" Look, this is all horrible and all, but it has nothing to do
with the three certain little girls I take care of, who lost their family in a fire-
ohhhh........ *

Kataro widens his eyes *
Meringue looks shocked

Meringue: Ichido: sarcastically No it was Hanagata from "Saber
Marionette J". WHO EALSE DO YOU THINK IT WAS????
Seraya: Kataro's not the brightest penny in the fountain =oP

Kataro: Anyone else think it's weird for Meri to be calling a three-year-old
"san"?
Meringue: It's a running gag.. *

Meringue grits her teeth and starts to glow blue.

Seraya: Her teeth start to glow blue?
Kataro: She must brush with that blue gel tooth past

they're next.

Seraya: Just like Suboshi ;.;
Meringue: And here Kataro-san was beating up innocent Yuk Yuk, ironic huh? *

Ichido shrugs. "You have nothing to do with this, girl. It was all to ruin
Kataro's life."

Kataro killed your family or nothin', jeez...

* Koneko yawns *
Aizo 's eyes widen and she quickly pulls out her gun, firing at him repeatedly *
Kataro falls to a knee, looking pissed off as hell

Meringue:

Ichido stands there as the bullets seem to go through him.

Seraya: It's Neo!! =oP

Meringue:

Aizo scowls
Aizo tosses a dagger at him *
Kataro glares. "He's moving so fast to dodge the bullets that you can't even see
him move..."

Meringue: You've been watching to much "Matrix" Kataro-san
Kataro: Nooo.. in "Matrix" you can see him dodge the bullets

Ichido catches the dagger and throws it back at Aizo at 10x the speed

Meringue: (singing) anything you can do, I can do better, I can do anything
better then you.
Kataro: No you can't
Meringue: Yes I can
Kataro: No you can't
Meringue: Yes I can

Seraya: not really

V`tri: so what are you two lovebirds up to today ^^
Koneko: heheh ^^;; *
Meringue looks more enraged then she had been in a REALLY long time, her
energy is surrounding her entire body
ALL FOR SOME STUPID REVENGE???!?!?!?

Kataro:

Ichido is tall, has hair like Trowa's from G-Wing except it's dark purple, he's
wearing a dark red trench coat with rather long sleeves and no shirt underneath,
and black pants.

Seraya: Purple hair!! *Swoon*
Meringue: Heehee no shirt tho =oP

* Aizo puts her gun back in the holster *
Ichido also has a small black diamond on his forehead
Kataro looks too devastated to fight

Meringue: Great... His arch nemesis shows up and Kataro goes "Fei Fong
Wong" on us :imitating Fei: But I don't waaannnaaa fight...I'm afraid I'll go
crazy and kill everyone.....again

* Quatre-R-Winner is still working, "Three characters of the password found..."

Seraya: Meri-chan has purple hair :P
Kataro: Chochosan HAD purple hair
Seraya: Koneko has blue hair *nod*
Meringue: Kataro-san has black hair with blue streaks
Kataro: Aizo has blonde hair ^^
Meringue: Ser-san has blonde hair
Seraya: Quatre has platinum-blonde hair. ^^
Kataro: V`tri has red hair ^^
Meringue: Matulis-san has silver hair
Seraya: Matulis' hair is kawaii ^^

Kataro: *Ichido to Meringue* hee hee... You're funny

Ichido draws a metal bo
Meringue.

Seraya: *Aizo* Don't get mad at someone just because they killed a bunch
of innocent people

Kataro: I'm pretty sure she got that from "Shadow Lady"....
Meringue: Actually I did.....^^;

Seraya: *Meringue* Noooo.... I said "Worse then scum" there's a difference

*Meringue* you got it....
Aizo: Meringue!

Kataro: *Aizo* What did I tell you about extracting revenge from an evil person?

Ichido smirks, two long curved blades come out of the ends of the bo

Meringue: Cool weapon.. Lemme see if I can draw it.....:takes sketch pad
and draws: ok.. what joo tink?
Kataro: Takes pad and looks at it: No.... the blades are in equal length and
there only half the size of the bo.. and the shape is wrong...
Meringue: :sniffling: You weren't very specific....;.;
Kataro: NO... I WAS specific, you just weren't paying attention.
Meringue: ;.; *

Koneko huggles Matu-san

Seraya: *Koneko* Wai! Matu-san Kawaii!
Meringue: The Matulis-san plushy :nods:

destroyed Aizo-san....

Meringue: Umm... actually that's kinda disturbing...
Seraya: I think he meant that as sarcasm Meri-chan.. ^^;

Aizo glares at her

Kataro *Meringue* :Makes whimpering doggy noises: *
Quatre-R-Winner stands and walks over, placing a hand on Meri's shoulder, "Meri-san..."
Meringue: a gun won't hit him and Kataro-sans, not doing anything.. I'm tired of
no one not doing anything

Seraya: That's a lyric from "Slayers"
Meringue: You mean about a gun not hitting him?
Seraya: Umm... no ^^;

kill everyone in this room.

Seraya: $#!t? What foul language
Meringue: He's copying Cid from FF7 :nods:

Kataro: *Aizo* I don't want you trying to stop a psychopathic mad man,
who obviously deserves to be punished for his crimes *

Kataro slowly stands up and glares at Ichido
Meringue: *Kataro* Looks like ole' Kataro's gonna have to open a can of whoop-ass

Quatre-R-Winner: Hai. It would be a pointless fight if you were to fight him, Meri-san...

Seraya: *Quatre* Its pointless to stop evil, don't even bother to try. *

Meringue backs off but she doesn't let her guard down
good girl, meringue. ¬.¬

Seraya *Aizo* You get a cookie

Kataro clenches his fists, they flame up intensely and he phases towards Ichido *
Quatre-R-Winner nods and quickly goes back to work on the computer. *
Ichido smirks and phases towards Kataro

Meringue *Aizo* Your not helpless Meringue, so go sit in the corner like a good girl.

Ichido: * Pretty much all they can do is hear them fighting and occasionally see
what's going on, they're moving very very fast *
Quatre-R-Winner smirks, "four characters found... this is the last one..." *
Kataro goes flying into a wall, his uniform all cut up

Seraya: *Kataro* My uniform! Ok, now you've gone to far! *

Ichido reappears where he was standing before, the blades on his weapon
bloody and dripping

Meringue: I wonder what happens if the janitor walks in?
Kataro *Janitor* Stop it, you're making a mess... damn kids these days...
them and there high tec blades.... Getting blood all over the floor.. who do you
think cleans this all up.

Quatre-R-Winner presses a button, the fifth character appearing on the screen. The
system unlocks and he quickly goes to work trying to reset the weather to the correct parameters. *
Koneko shifts to the other side of Matu-san =oP

Meringue: *Koneko* Sorry, my butt was falling asleep *

Ichido taps the bo on the floor. "Come on Kataro, I don't got all day."

Kataro *Ichido* Actually I do..... But that's not the point

Ichido: The only way you could stand a chance is if you fight to kill... *smirks*
Ichido: But of course, you can't do that can you?

Seraya: What does he mine by that?
Meringue: Kataro-san took one of those "Rurouni Kenshin" vows never to kill again.
Seraya: ho...
Meringue: Yeah, he's gonna get the blade on MuShin reversed and go do
everyone's laundry, and he'll replace "ore" with "sheesa". And when he gets
tired of it, he'll just go make a "Blade of the Immortal" vow. *

Aizo whispers in Meri's ear "if things get too bad we'll deal with him ourselves...."
Meringue nods
Quatre-R-Winner: What? * Kataro coughs blood and glares * Quatre-R-Winner is obviously surprised by something on the screen.

Kataro: Quatre just discovered the wonders of internet porn, huh?

Seraya *Kataro* Let *cough* me just reset my shoulder......

*w*but please don't do anything without my say-so... *
Meringue is fixated on the fight that is going on, so she didn't here Quatre

Kataro: *Meringue* mmm....red blood... gaaaa.....:drools:

Ichido tilts his head and points to the black diamond on his forehead. "See this?
This is where you threw a shuriken into my head and killed me... It's now just a
mark, representing how I'm going to destroy you and everyone you hold dear..."

Meringue: Heh, destroy,
Seraya: Can't say kill on a kiddie show huh?
Kataro: (ala Heero to Relina in Gundum W) I'll destroy you...
Meringue: Actually, he does say "kill" on the midnight run...

Quatre-san wants you

Kataro: .... To join the US Army!

* Kataro engulfs in blue flame

Meringue: Gekigan PUNCH! Gekigan KICK! *

Aizo looks at him out of the corner of her eye and slowly walks over to him Kataro sends a large beam of energy at Ichido

Seraya: (stupid voice) Duuuhhh... Why do they call it a beam? *

Ichido engulfs in dark red flame and sends his own beam at Kataro,
completely putting out the blue energy and blasting Kataro through the 6 ft thick steel wall

Kataro: *Janitor* Who's gonna pay for that!?!?

Quatre-R-Winner: This isn't good... *
Meringue watches
Aizo looks over Quatre's shoulder
system with a virus...

Seraya: *Meringue* Damn it, Kataro-san, just cause you got blasted into
six foot steel wall, doesn't mean you can stay down... I don't care if you are
coughing up blood and bleeding internally *

Kataro is lying a few feet away from the control room, looking barely alive

Meringue: *Kataro* Ochies!

Quatre-R-Winner: I don't know if I'll be able to repair it...
Quatre-R-Winner: ... If I can't we'll have to stop the heat wave the hard way...

Kataro: *Quatre* We'll just have to blow up the sun! MAW HA HA HA!!! *

Meringue steps in front of Kataro blocking Ichido from him

Kataro *Aizo* Or you could have already stepped out, either way =oP *

Ichido walks slowly towards Meri and Kataro
Quatre-R-Winner sighs and tries to de-activate the virus.
Ichido walks right up to Meri and glares at her

Meringue: Ok, who HASN'T glared at Meri today? *

Meringue is completely unafraid

Kataro *Koneko* I was actually sorta wondering if you were into S&M or not *

Meringue glares back
Ichido grabs Meri by the neck and lifts her up high

Seraya *Meringue choking* But...what?

* Koneko nods *
Meringue glows even stronger and attempts to kick Ichido in the face

Aizo tries to split her attention between Meri and Quatre

Kataro *Aizo* Hmm.... Do I help Quatre with the computer.. or Meringue
who's being strangled... so many choices.... < /b>

Ichido squeezes Meri's neck hard to weaken her, his upper body flaming red...

Meringue: Then again... when you get right down to it.. who wouldn't want
to strangle Meri? ;.;
Seraya: I don't wanna strangle you Meri-chan ;.;

Meringue tries to counter his power by glowing even more blue

Kataro: There energy comes together and creates.... PURPULE! *

Meringue kicks at Ichido in the face again
choke to death that way... *squeezes harder, not showing any sign of weakening*

Meringue: *ala Dr. Evil* Ladies and gentlemen Dr. Evil is very angry and
when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Biggeslworth gets upset... and when Mr.
Biggeslworth gets up seat.. PEOPLE DIE!!!!! *

Quatre-R-Winner punches a key on the keyboard, and a small message
blinks on the screen, "Resetting Climate Conditions...", He laughs, "Hah! Got it!"

Seraya: *Quatre* I mean, Meri-sans probably gonna be killed but who
cares! I reset the climate controls.

Kataro: Well.. that's an interesting way of putting it ^^; *

Koneko nods *
Meringue is know going even stronger power wise then she has ever gone before
the ceiling...

Seraya: Icky poo! *

Seraya sits, leaning against a tree on Kat's Cliff and watching Mt. Fuji. *t* I
wonder where they went... *
Kataro slowly stands up.

Seraya: (singing) Stand up and be your self! yume o tsukamunara-
Meringue: Ser-san you did that already ^^;

Meringue gives of a strong yell and a chi blast flies out in every direction
Koneko: most people make the mistake

Kataro: *Motherly voice* Its all part of learning *

Kataro gets blasted by Meri and falls back down

Everyone: Doh! Wahh wahh waaaahh..... *

V`tri turns into her full person form and holds her hand out to Koneko

Meringue: Here lets shake.. oops! To slow

Koneko: but I can't rightly kill people... that way *
Koneko blinks and takes V'tri's hand

Seraya: *Koneko* What is this "Hand-shake"? *

Ichido gets burn marks but that's about it. "That's it? You're weaker than Kataro."

Meringue *Ichido* Third degree burns? Is that the best you can do? *

V`tri smiles *
Ichido punches Meri's gut really hard with the other arm

Seraya: and kawaiiness
Meringue: And if you make her mad enough, she'll use her cat ears as
fearsome weapons *

Meringue gets the wind knocked out of her *
V`tri leans in conspiratorially to Koneko

Seraya: So... she's into girls as well? *

Meringue gives what could be considered a really cute smirk

Seraya: Then again, Meri-chan could pick her nose and she'd look kawaii
Meringue: Really? (starts to pick her noise)
Seraya: Meri-chan! That's gross.

V`tri: so what're you really planning for matulis-san? *
Koneko blinks

Kataro: *Koneko* Well... I was thinking of some minor bondage, maybe some handcuffs.....

*Koneko: I don't rightly know actually

Meringue: *Matulis* I have a thing for women who dress in school fuku's *

Quatre-R-Winner stands and looks around.

Seraya: Woah.. that's deep...

V`tri: shh matulis-san we're talking *
V`tri covers his ears with her hands

Kataro: V'tri interprets "Hear no evil" *

Meringue starts to think telepathically to Kataro *
Ichido lowers Meri down a bit and smiles in a sinister fashion. "Your persistence
isn't charming me at all either." He uppercuts her, sending her flying and landing
next to Kataro

Kataro *Meringue* Awww.... I was trying to be cute ;.;

Koneko shrugs
(Kataro-san..please get up.....)

Seraya: *Meringue* Pwwwease??? I'll give you a cookie
Meringue: *Kataro* The more you ask the more I'm inclined not too

Kataro: Ok, that sounded hentaish to me... *

V`tri blinks innocently *
Kataro gets up and looks at Meri

Seraya: *Kataro to Meringue* Don't tell me what to do. If I wanted to get
beaten into a bloody pulp then I will.

Kataro *Meringue* It was because I thought you were a hot sexy mama,
hmm... that's kinda the same thing huh? *

Quatre-R-Winner blinks as his Gundam's proximity alarms go off, "Uh oh!!"
He turns, heading out of the facility.

Kataro: *Quatre* Man, I shouldn't have had so much coffee, I'll be right back..... *

V`tri nods

Meringue: *Koneko* I mean, I was draping myself over Matulis-san and
hitting on him continuously but shesh.....

Meringue> (It was because I admired you..and I wanted you to trust me....)

Seraya: Awww.. ;.; :grabs some Kleenex and sniffles: *

Kataro stumbles a bit and falls down, unconscious

Meringue: *Kataro* Geez, being unconscious is better then listening to her be nice to me.

Seraya: *Motherly like* The world is full of awful, awful, people

Meringue: *Ichido* Geez... Usually I have more fun beating up a sixteen year old
Seraya: Meri-chan, I thought you wear eighteen..
Meringue: I only say that to impress guys, I'm actually sixteen *

Ichido turns around and goes back to the control room
(You can't die.....Ayame-san and her sisters need you....)
(and if you don't stop him.... I will...)

Kataro *Meringue* ...Even if it results with me turning into hamburger meat *

Meringue climbs back to her feet
Ichido> * Ser finds a note from Kataro asking her to protect the girls while he's gone

Meringue: *Kataro's note* Dear Ser, went to pick up medicine for my.. "condition" please look after girls,

Seraya: She uses the word "san" for someone like him.
Meringue: Its not like she addresses him as "anata" or anything...

Meringue: Unless I'm dead.... I'm not stopping......

Kataro: That's no better then saying "come and kill me". *

V`tri stretches *
Koneko wipes her forehead

Kataro: Cause Matulis was maken' her hot....
Meringue: echii *

Aizo watches, mind reeling as she tries to think of what to do... "kuso..i'm helpless...."

Seraya: *Aizo* I suppose I should bide my time and watch Meringue get beat up some more...

Meringue grabs her rapier and continues to glow her energy, she limps over to Ichido

Seraya: Its Meri-chan! The human glow stick!
Kataro *as a group of on lookers* ooooooohhhhh..... ahhhhhhh.....

Ichido glares at Aizo. "Hmmm... You're too weak to pose a threat..." *
Ichido looks back at Meri

Kataro: *Ichido* Well... at least you can blast stuff.. I'll have to beat you up instead

Meringue> (Kataro-san... I'm buying you sometime.....)

Seraya: *Meringue* I have a pre-paid phone card

Seraya nods slowly. But where are you, Kat-san... *
Kataro is unconscious and won't be waking up anytime soon

Meringue: Well.. that answers your question....

Meringue: leave her alone..... *
Aizo looks away from them, glowing a soft pink

Meringue: Hey! Aizo-san's a human glow stick too! *

Meringue gives off a little laugh

Kataro: *Meringue* And here I was thinking I was the only person who could glow

Seraya: *Meringue* Making fun of Kataro-san's animosity towards me is fun

* Ichido holds out his arm and narrows his eyes. "Sonomama shi-ne..."

Meringue: What does that mean?
Seraya: Umm... I think it might be an attack...
Meringue: You mean like "DOKKA!"? Heh.. dokka's cool.....

Meringue: She means that in a good way ^^; *

Ichido engulfs in dark red flame and sends three large spiraling energy beams at Meri

Kataro: Ladies and Gentlemen! The most obvious fact about Meri! *

Aizo concentrates, trying to telepathically talk to Meri (meringue....gomen
nasai, I can't help....) *
Meringue surrounds her self with an energy barrier
(Its ok.. try to help Kataro-san)
Meringue> yeah.. that's probably why Kataro-san can't stand me
Koneko> ...what were you doing with him, V'tri?

Kataro: Make him your love slave *

Ichido intensifies the beams *
Aizo nods and walks over to Kataro, sitting down and putting his head in her lap

Seraya: She's gonna clean his ears for him *

Meringue 's anger seams to be making her stronger, and all his blast does is push her a few feet back *
Kataro is well, KO'd

Meringue: Kataro IS Tekken Tag!
Seraya: Psycho Dragon the video game.
Meringue: Yeah, the only character you can win as is Kataro
(Kataro glares at Meri, who sinks lower into her chair) V`tri: well....*checks to make sure her hands are tight over his ears* I was
thinking of using him to defeat the people of this world, but now that I think about it
he's really much more suited to being pampered at home and use him as a slave ^.-

Seraya: NOW are you jealous Kat-san?
Kataro: phht.... *

Koneko giggles *
Ichido casually increases the blast, not looking surprised, the beams get stronger
and stronger as if they won't ever reach an end.

Kataro: *Ichido* Ho hum, something deflected my beams, no problem....

Quatre-R-Winner: Well.. I repaired the problem, give it a couple hours.. *
Meringue 's energy is getting stronger but that doesn't stop her from getting
pushed back in to the end of the wall

Seraya: *Janitor* I just cleaned that wall! You're gonna get boot marks all over it *

Aizo 's hands glow a soft pink and she massages his forehead and temples,
using her magic massaging skills and her telepathic abilities to try to coax his
mind into consciousness

Kataro: She uses MAGICAL pink healing powers *

Ichido smirks and Meri feels a sharp pain in her stomach

Seraya: Its that time of the month for Meri-chan isn't it?

Meringue releases a huge blast of chi towards him *
Meringue kneels over
Ichido has stabbed one of his blades into her gut

Kataro: I sincerely doubt that Midol can help her with that

Seraya: *Meringue* I could completely ignore the fact that I just got
impaled and go try to do something your to lazy to do

Aizo: (arigato...) *
Meringue 's hands are covered in blood and she attempts to pulls one the blade out
of her stomach *
Aizo goes back to trying to wake up Kataro

Meringue: *Aizo* WAKE UP KATARO-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Meringue: (SERAYA-SAN!!!!!) *
Ichido pulls the blade out

Meringue *Ichido* Here, lemme help you get that out.... *

Meringue slices at Ichido with her rapier *
Koneko yawns and snuggles up to matulis

Kataro: Eww.. this is way to mushy... I'd rather read about the gory details
that happened when Meri gets impaled.

anything else, fool

Meringue: *Ichido* FOOL! You had to concentrate in order to do a
strenuous task! Maw ha ha ha!! *

Seraya blinks and cringes, the loud mental voice echoing in her mind.
(*sounds weak* Hai...?)
Ichido twirls the bo and slashes Meri's shoulder *
Meringue dodges the bo and thrusts at Ichido

Kataro: *Prissy English accent* Thrust, thrust, parry, dodge... very nice
Miss Pastel, you'll be taking on evil psychopaths by the dozen

Seraya: (Wha...? I... Meri-chan, I don't...)

Meringue: *Seraya* I don't understand this concept of "help" *

Ichido sidesteps Meri and slashes at her back multiple times

Meringue: *Ichido* Maw ha ha! I can hurt you, but you can't hurt me! It's funny! *

Koneko purrs

Seraya*Meringue* ...There is a crazy man, who wants to stick sharp objects in me.. *

Aizo continues her massaging with one had while she fishes through her pockets with the other

Kataro *Aizo* Geez... where did I put those car keys.... *

Kataro grumbles

Meringue: *Kataro* Stupid people... trying to help me with stuff... who
cares if I'm vomiting up blood.. I'm fine

Aizo: Kataro.... * Meringue blasts Ichido in the stomach

Kataro: *Meringue* HAH! How do you like that? Huh? Huh? *

Seraya bites her lip, looking down at the girls. (I.. I can't, the girls...)

Meringue *Seraya* I would rather look after three girls who are in danger
what so ever, then help you when you're getting your ass kicked. *

Kataro grumbles more

Seraya: Can people really take you seriously when your attack is named that? *

Quatre-R-Winner sets a course back to his "base".

Kataro *Dr. Evil* And his "Lasers" *

Meringue back flips out of the way

Seraya: Meri-chan was raised by the circus and continues to thrill people
with her acrobatic abilities
Kataro: Actually I think people just like when she does that, for her gratuitous panty shots *

Aizo ceases her search and massages him more (Kataro....) "Kataro......."

Meringue: *Aizo* Awww.. forget my car keys... I need to revive a man who
will be extremely ungrateful for people trying to help him. *

Ichido phases out and attacks Meri with hundreds of very quick slashes and
kicks (so fast the human eye can't see it)

Kataro *As Meri getting cut with each slash*Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! *

Kataro continues to grumble

Meringue: *Kataro* Stupid people trying to help me..... *

Seraya closes her eyes. *t* I can't heal very well, and if the girls were
attacked while I was gone... I'd never be able to forgive myself...

Kataro *Seraya* Well.. actually I could

Seraya: It's time for school....

Meringue: (ask Quatre-san to watch out for them.....)

Kataro: Quatre's a great babysitter, he'll let the girls ride in his Gundum and everything. *

Aizo 's hands glow brighter

Meringue: *in cutesy wotsy voice* With her magical pink, princess, healing power..

* Quatre-R-Winner is on a course past the cliff Ser is on. *
Meringue uses that weird technique that she invented in which her chi surrounds
her opponent like water
Meringue: KUROI MIZU!!!

Seraya: What's that mean?
Meringue: Black Water
Seraya: Oh *

Ichido closes his eyes, dark red flames put out all of the chi around him

Kataro *Ichido with a stuffy British accent* Sigh... another chi attack.. how droll *

Seraya nods weakly, sending out a general message that can't go too far with
her power as it is. (Quatre-san...) *
Quatre-R-Winner blinks, not really recognizing Seraya's voice, (Wha? Who's there?) *
Aizo finds a shuriken in a pocket finally and flings it at Ichido

Seraya: and here we thought it was car keys....
Kataro: Still, flinging cars keys would've been cool...
Meringue: *Aizo as Rin ala Blade of the Immortal* Curtain of Death... Flight
of Golden Car Keys!!!! *

Ichido phases forward again and appears in front of Meri Meringue: So? How does it feel to kill unarmed innocent people?

Meringue: Heh, I got that from Trigun
Kataro: *Sheriff* And let me ask you something, do you feel anything when
you burn your garbage?
Meringue: *Vash* Niffty answer, sorry I asked *

Ichido grabs Meri by the neck again and turns her around, the shuriken Aizo
threw going into her back

Seraya: Owchies!

Meringue: gah!!!! *
Aizo erks and winces
Aizo: (gomen, meringue....that's my fault......)

Kataro: *Aizo* But all the same, you shouldn't have been in the way... *

Ichido narrows his eyes and starts punching Meri in the gut and chest rapidly

Meringue: GAHHH!!! Hentai!!!! :Smacks Ichido:

(its........ok)

Seraya: *Meringue* sorta..... *

Meringue has pretty much lost conciseness
Seraya: (It's me, Seraya.. ah.. remember from a few days ago..?)
Quatre-R-Winner: (Oh! Hello! What's up?)

Kataro: *Seraya* Not much, how about you?
Meringue *Quatre* I'm doing pretty good, how's the weather? *

Ichido engulfs Meri in red flames and slams her down onto the floor, the
flames slowly go out *
Meringue isn't moving

Seraya: (Importantly) Cause she's unconscious *

Kataro slowly opens his eyes *
Aizo looks down, returning to her massaging
Ichido: Annoying little bitch...

Meringue: *Aizo* Look, I'm just giving Kataro-san a massage, ok?
Kataro: *Ichido* I wasn't talking about you.

Kataro: Ugh... Wha...?
Meringue: (goodbye...Kataro-san....I'm.....so..sorry........... never make your
daughters cry...)

Kataro: Ok, now I KNOW she got that one from FF7

Meringue: (Kataro-san....diasuke....)

Seraya: :singing: Piccolo-san, dai dai dai, Piccolo-san, dai dai dai, Piccolo-
san dai dai dai dai daaaiiii!!!! -suke! *

Meringue is completely motionless *
Kataro slowly stands up. "Grrr..."

Seraya: Sooo... he's only going to get up AFTER Meri-chan is unconscious ^^;
Meringue: *Kataro* I'M the only one allowed to beat up Meri *

Seraya shudders, energy stretching further while trying to maintain contact.
(I'm on a cliff near Mt. Fuji.. I can't keep this up much longer...)

Kataro: *Scotty from "Star Trek"* I need more powa *

Aizo remains sitting

Seraya: *Aizo* Maybe I should go help Meri... nah, not worth it

Quatre-R-Winner: (Alright... I think I have the coordinates.. hold on..) *
Ichido smirks. "Hrmph, don't worry, she should still be alive unless she's weaker
than I thought. I bet this girl wants to lay you."

Meringue Doesn't everyone? =oP
Seraya: *snicker*
Kataro: pfft :P *

Quatre-R-Winner resets his course. *
Kataro wipes blood from his lip

Meringue *Kataro* Ohh... I can't stand the sight of blood :faints: *

Quatre-R-Winner lands near Seraya, and climbs out of his Gundam, on to the cliff.
Quatre-R-Winner: Hello there, Seraya. ^^

Seraya: *Quatre* How's it going? I brought some cookies.

Ichido: Hrmph, this is so boring, I'll let you recover then kill you, it'd be more
painful that way.

Kataro *Ichido* I'll beat you up solely for the purpose of recovering so that
I can beat you up again. *

Ichido turns around and phases away

Meringue: *Kataro* Wait! We didn't even exchange telephone numbers!
Do you have a card? I can page you. *

Seraya trembles, barely hanging onto consciousness after using her energy to
contact Quatre. H-hello... *
Quatre-R-Winner looks at Seraya, a concerned look on his face, "Are you ok?"

Meringue: *Seraya* (sarcastically) Yes I'm just peachy... OF COURSE
I'M NOT FINE!!!! *

Kataro stumbles down on his knees *
Seraya nods weakly, curled up a bit against the tree. Hai.. I will be.. *
Aizo gets up and walks over to Kataro, then kneels down in front of him

Seraya: That....didn't sound right....^^;

Kataro: ...Ugh... Forget about me, go help her...

Seraya: See Meri-chan, Kataro cares about you
Kataro: Uh actually I'm said that because I'm to stubborn to admit that I'm hurt ^^; *

Quatre-R-Winner kneels near her, "I-I'm sorry... this is my fault, isn't it. You
used up your energy to contact me.."

Meringue: *Quatre* Everything's my fault... I'm a bad person.... :sniff: *

Meringue is still very unconscious and a pool of blood is coming out from under her *
Aizo nods
Aizo: I'd leave if I were you.
Kataro: Why's that... *
Aizo turns to Meri and quickly rips off strips of her own uniform
Aizo: because you'll need help.

Kataro: Why I'm I disappointed with that answer?
Meringue: :importantly: Male hentainess
Kataro: phtt *

Seraya smiles faintly, It's alright... see these three little angels? *indicates Kat's daughters* *
Kataro stands up and stumbles towards the exit. "I'll be fine..." Seraya: Kat-san gets less then two feet before he collapses in a bloody mess *

Quatre-R-Winner nods, "Hai." *
Aizo shakes assorted weaponry out of the strips and then gently bandages up Meri, *
pulling her shuriken out of her back

Meringue *Aizo* Geez... You made me waste this one

Seraya: I was contacted by Meri-chan... she said there was a fight going on at
the climate control center, but I can't leave these girls here alone...
Aizo: ready, meringue?

Meringue: umm... she can't say anything if she's unconscious
Seraya: hai, she still talks to inanimate things =oP)
Meringue: :nods: I tend to do that

Aizo leans down and easily lifts Meri into her arms

Kataro: :Sarcastically: Yeah grab her, move her spine around alot *

Quatre-R-Winner smiles, "I can watch them... but how are you gonna get to
the Climate Control center.. I just came from there, and it's a good 15 minutes, even
in Sandrock... *
Seraya sighs quietly. If my power weren't so drained...
Quatre-R-Winner: I'd say you could take Sandrock... but I've found the autopilot
isn't working... *
Aizo walks out to the land rover to check and see if there are keys left in it

Seraya: See if the real Ataru is still hacked up in the trunk
Meringue: ewwww o.o;;
Kataro: That's Akaru :P
Meringue: Weeell... land rover's don't have trunks so it's physically impossible =oP
Seraya: umm... back seat ^^; *

Aizo smiles and lays Meri down in the back seat, then hops into the driver's
side and starts the engine

Kataro *Aizo* I don't care even if you are half dead, you're still not getting shot gun *

Seraya looks up at Quatre for the first time, eyes a faint shade of gray. ... *
Meringue is getting blood all over the seat

Seraya *Aizo* Ewww... Meringue, that's gross....

Aizo buckles in and puts it in gear, then drives off quickly towards the transporter

Seraya: Aizo gets a red light and hits the brakes, causing Meri to fall off the
seat and inflict more damage to herself :P *

Quatre-R-Winner frowns worriedly, it's obvious in his eqyallu grayish eyes, "
Are you sure you're ok, Seraya-san?" *
Seraya sighs and shakes her head. Even if I get there somehow... I can't do
anything... With my power like it is ... I just can't help anyone...

Meringue: *Seraya* I'm usless, the whole world hates me... boo hoo hoo... *

Aizo stops in front of the transporter and hops back out, picks up Meri off
the seat again and sets the transporter for D5R HQ, then steps through with her
and takes her to the medical place

Kataro: *Aizo* Umm... what's the place you go to.. Y'know when your really sick?
Meringue: The hospital?
Kataro: *Aizo* Oh yeah... Umm... what's the thing that's round and you eat ice cream with it?

Quatre-R-Winner: Seraya-san, don't worry... you can't always help everyone
who's in need... I learned that a while ago... *
Aizo waits for a doctor ¬.¬

Meringue: They should hire Dr. Black Jack, for something like this :
:Everyone else in the theater stares at her:
Meringue Lemme guess.. I'm the only person here who saw Black Jack ^^; *

Seraya nods and coughs. At least.. find out what happened...
Quatre-R-Winner: Alright... hold on.. *
Aizo pounds on the "ring here for service" bell

Seraya: Soo.. the Hospital is located in a hotel? *

Quatre-R-Winner walks back to his Gundam, and activates the radio and TV scanners..

Meringue: *Quatre* Hey! "Friends" is one...

Quatre-R-Winner: There... this will alert me if anything pertaining to the
mission I was just on comes up... *
Seraya nods again, Arigato... *
Quatre-R-Winner looks at the girls under the tree, "I never had any younger
sisters... I had 29 older ones.. but no younger ones.." *
Seraya blinks. *t* 29..??

Kataro: Not from the same mom I hope...^^;

Kataro> *Doctor* *walks up* Yes? *
Aizo holds Meri out for the doctor

Seraya *Meryl from Trigun* Please expect this token of good will

Aizo: she's wounded. she needs help. NOW Kataro> *Doctor* *nods* Understood. *ER technicians lay Meri on a stretcher and roll her to well, the ER :P *

Kataro: A violent fight breaks out among the doctors over who gets to use
the electric paddy things and yell "clear".

Aizo: good. *
Aizo sighs and leans against the desk

Meringue: She then goes back to filling out all those medical insurance
forms for Meri.

:Everyone gets up and leaves the theater: Everyone is sitting around the console Xelloss and Meringue are playing chess,
Kimata is reading a magazine, Kataro is sitting on top of the console
meditating, and Seraya is sipping some tea.
Meringue: Well that sure was a plot twist...
Seraya: Hai
Meringue: I wonder if we'll ever see that Ichido-san guy again.....
The funny spiral thing they use to talk to people opens, revealing....)
Kataro: Ichido!
Ichido: Maw ha ha ha! Yes it is me! I established this connection to the SOL. I
also called someone using "0", Stuck gum under the seat at the movies, and put
yesterday's coffee in a certain Jinzouningyou's expresso machine

(Over at Deep 13, we see Yokubo spitting out his coffee)
Yokubo: Chooo!!! This coffee taste like you made it!!
(Yokubo proceeds to get hit in the face with a shoe)
Chochosan: Shut up Yokubo.
Yokubo: :sulks:

(Back on SOL)
Meringue: That's horrible!
Ichido: I know! That's why I did it! Maw ha ha ha!!! So, what do you think of
my diabolical plans?
Kimata: Well... You really need to improve your taste in clothing....
Ichido: What?!?
Meringue: Kimata-san is right. No ones gonna be impressed with you if you
wear colors that clash like that, red and purple like that do not work.
Xelloss: With the large sleeves, you like a kid who tried on his daddy's trench coat
(Ichido looks frustrated)
Ichido: Shut up!
Meringue: The fist rule of a good villain is to have good fashion taste.
Seraya: It doesn't matter who you beat up or how many innocent people you
killed, anyone who wears purple mixed with red like that, will only be laughed at.
Xelloss: That and those bands on your abdomen are a rip off from "Kenshin"
Kimata: Hai
Ichido: (nearly in tears) Stop it! You guys are horrible! I'll get you for this
Kusanagi!
Kataro:..... I haven't said anything.....
Ichido: I don't care! Now I'm gonna do something REALLY horrible
(Ichido picks up the phone and starts to dial, the door thing closes on him)
Meringue: Ya'know.. I'm kinda disappointed...
Seraya: Hai
(Kataro says nothing and looks at the screen)
Kataro: What do you think Cho?

(Back a Deep 13, Chochosan and Yokubo are standing in front of a pizza delivery guy)
Chochosan: Not now Kataro, :turns to pizza guy: What did we tell you? We
didn't order any of these pizzas.
Pizza Guy: Look lady, I got this call that ordered 67 large pizzas to Deep 13,
Chochosan: But we didn't order any... we-
Pizza Guy: Your total comes to 167.34
(Chochosan looks really frustrated.. and then she stops and smiles sultrily)
Chochosan:... Y'know...:she starts to twirl her hair: why don't you pay for the
pizzas........:she starts to stroke his cheek: I could make it up to you......
Pizza Guy: :obviously seduced by Chochosan) Well.....
(Chochosan pulls out a large clown hammer and smacks him over the head with it)
Chochosan: Hmm.... Yokubo can you put him somewhere?
Yokubo: But Cho..... You're the one who seduced him.....
(Chochosan sighs)
Chochosan: Fine.... Just push the button Yokubo
(Yokubo pulls out his automatic and aims it at the button, the screen goes
blank, and loud gun blast is herd)

(Disclaimer) All of these characters are property of their respectable owners.
Don't steal them and say that they are yours (because their not :P) If you do then I
shall hunt you down and eat you with fava beans (mmm.... Beans :drools:) Please
don't take anything said, as a personal insult. This was only meant to be humorous
and not to offend anyone. If you're feelings where hurt because Meri was more
whiny then usual and Kataro was more of a crass-fart then usual and Yokubo got his
ass kicked more then usual we apologize.
This has been a presentation of Emma RB (But you can call me Meri-chan!)
Copyright 2000